I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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