so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I just had sex on a roof
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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