if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
this beer tastes like vomit already
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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