i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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