I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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