Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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