Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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