when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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