evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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