please come you make the beer taste better
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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