So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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