I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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