Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Randomize
