That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
My breasts were aching with rage.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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