I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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