I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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