I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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