The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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