ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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