Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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