: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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