There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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