It's Friday. Sex?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
