it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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