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i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
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