So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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