...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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