what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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