so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
my liver is dry heaving
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Randomize
