Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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