Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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