"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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