I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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