his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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