I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
this boner is exhausting
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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