just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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