i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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