The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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