Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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