did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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