One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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