I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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