I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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