if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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