i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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