I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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