I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
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