that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Randomize
