White coat. Heels.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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