South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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